Japan To Get Harder Over Child Porn

The United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF, somehow) is publicly criticizing Japan for their lackadaisical laws concerning child pornography.

UNICEF fears that Japan's laws are putting children worldwide in danger.

Japan added new child porn laws in 1999, then stiffened them up in 2004. Lawmakers are currently working to firm it up even more.

Here's how much sense the law in Japan makes: It is illegal to produce or distribute kiddie porn, but not illegal to possess it.

The law also doesn't prevent child porn from making it's way into computer games, animated cartoons and comic books. This opens the way for Saturday morning cartoons such as Narurto Kamikaze Fuckdoll Ichiro (Watch Baby Sally Get Gangbanged) to consistently gain top 5 tv ratings for their time spot.

With the weak law allowing Japanese citizens to own kiddie porn, it leads to a lot of the content being avaliable online.

"I think their laws are awesome!" said the 44 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.