At Least You're Not This Dude

A Connecticut man has been arrested and charged with worker's compensation fraud after a video surfaced of him participating in a race at the same time he claimed to be too injured to work.

Not only was the moron cheating workman's comp, but he was caught doing so in a dress and high heels.

The dipshit was taking part in a radio contest in an effort to win Hannah Montana tickets.

"I really wanna fuck that chick," the 41-year-old dude told co-workers before the incident.

Along with wearing a dress and heels, the participants also had to carry an egg on a spoon and do so with the latest Billy Ray Cyrus cd, Home At Last, shoved up their ass.

You'd think life can't get much worse after you get caught faking workman's comp while crossdressing in an attempt to win concert tickets for a girl in her early teens that you jerk off to regularly. But life got much worse for this douche: he didn't even finish top five in the race.

That's a lot of shame, embarassment and consequences all caused by the teen pop sensation.

"I really wanna fuck that chick," the dude said from the back of the police cruiser. "Out of hate."