Based On A True Story: Secret Bathroom

Setting: A small drug store.

Scene: Dave is stuck shopping with his girlfriend and really has to pee.

DAVE

Are you almost done? I'm about to piss my pants here.

DAVE'S GIRLFRIEND

No. Go find a bathroom or something.

DAVE

I'm pretty sure they don't have a restroom here.

DAVE wanders off. He sees a creepy looking double swinging door. He looks around, sees no employees, and sees no employees only sign, so he goes through the door. He sees a door marked 'restroom'. His face lights up and he enters. There is a urinal and a stall, wasting no time, DAVE goes to the urinal and lets out a giant moan as he begins to pee.

DAVE

Oh my god! That's amazing.

Suddenly, a VOICE comes out of nowhere.

VOICE

Who's there?

DAVE

(startled, then realizing the voice is coming from the stall next to him) I'm just peeing.

VOICE

This is an employees only restroom.

DAVE

I'm sorry, man. I was about to piss my pants.

VOICE

Oh. I've been there, man.

DAVE

(awkwardly) Yeah.

The two continue to go about their business in silence. DAVE finishes peeing and exits.