Today marks the 45th annual international womens day. A special day for all to rejoice in the magical splender that is women. Unfortunately many do not know the history of how this day came about.
This wonderous holiday was originally called the Candice Unibaker National Treasure day or C.U.N.T. day. The name was changed a few years later.
Candice Unibaker was a just like any other typical women with big'ol titties. She enjoyed sitting around the campfire playing with her vagina and making fart sounds with her armpits. Turns out she was a little too good and making fart sounds and that's when the world outlawed that sort of shit. This all happend about 200 years ago.
Fast forward to about 45 years ago and present day womens day is an internationally recognized holiday. Women from as many as one million countries gather to burn down houses and murder livestock. It was rumored that in Bolivia a bunch of chicks put thier underwear on their heads. That rumor was later confirmed.
International Womens Day has a rich history full of glory. It is a day to remember the sacrifice and hardship women have had to endure over the past several decades. One time these old ladies from Mexico started slamming thier crotches together so hard one fell off. That one's probably not true but we need to remeber shit like that.
This wonderous holiday was originally called the Candice Unibaker National Treasure day or C.U.N.T. day. The name was changed a few years later.
Candice Unibaker was a just like any other typical women with big'ol titties. She enjoyed sitting around the campfire playing with her vagina and making fart sounds with her armpits. Turns out she was a little too good and making fart sounds and that's when the world outlawed that sort of shit. This all happend about 200 years ago.
Fast forward to about 45 years ago and present day womens day is an internationally recognized holiday. Women from as many as one million countries gather to burn down houses and murder livestock. It was rumored that in Bolivia a bunch of chicks put thier underwear on their heads. That rumor was later confirmed.
International Womens Day has a rich history full of glory. It is a day to remember the sacrifice and hardship women have had to endure over the past several decades. One time these old ladies from Mexico started slamming thier crotches together so hard one fell off. That one's probably not true but we need to remeber shit like that.
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