Quotes from fake people

"Well if our butts weren't glued together then maybe I'd enjoy the basketball game more!"

"I masterbated so hard last night my dogs even started licking themselves."

"If I get asked about this cock I'm sucking one more time I swear to God I'll scream!"

"Don't blame me, I'm the one who said we should of used rubber trash cans."

"Eat all the fucking almonds why don't you!"

(two kids talking)
"Hey Bill, wanna skip rope?"

"No thanks, my mom said not to skip rope today."

"Well, do you wanna go run around in traffic?"

"That sounds dangerous."

"No shit it's dangerous. There's huge cars that'll run us over and make us fucked."

"My uncle got all fucked once and now he just lays around and watches porno."

"That gives me an idea. Let's draw pictures of our favorite porno scenes."

"I don't think I have enough brown and yellow crayons to properly draw my favorite scene."
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