In My Opinion

In my opinion guys shouldn't slam their dicks in the door. It not good for the donger or the door. Door hinges are specifically designed to swing freely and if there is a hunk of wiener in the way when it's trying to close, unnecessay force is applied that could damage or ruin the door's natural open/close operation. If it's one of those really heavy wooden doors then it may just slam shut and take that wang-wang clean off. I would never do it.

I also think people need to pay more attention while driving in parking lots. I was forced to call an old lady a "stupid bitch who's driving around with her nasty wrinkled head up her nasty wrinkled ass." That was someone's grandma and I bet she was really nice. She more than likely gives her grandchildren hard candy when they visit. She probably even has an old milk crate filled with ancient wooden toys from the 30's for the kids to play with. When her six year old great-grandson visits she get's all excited, "Oh my, I have just the think for you little man!" Then she drags this box of shit out from the back porch and completely misreads the poor kids face as being excited. "Look how happy his is!" He's pissing on your stupid toys you dumb cunt. He hates them and he hates you because you're old as fuck and you can't fucking find a parking space without endangering the lives of everyone in the parking lot. Someone needs to put you in a home.

Bats shouldn't swoop down and get tangled in womens hair. What a dick move this is.

Dog's shouldn't be allowed look humans in the eye. This is a sign that they think they're better than you. There's enough folk out there with self esteem issues. We don't need anyone else going off the deep end simply because Fido thinks he's Mr. Big Shot. And here is the rest of it. Read more!