Fuck You Du Jour - Feb 26

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: blog sites that make logging in while in a foreign country a pain in the ass. What? You wanna fuck with Zane and make his life difficult? You think he doesn't have other shit to worry about? Guess what? He does. Go fuck yourself!
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Not Getting Help

I'm going to start putting shit on here again. I had to teach myself how to do it. It's not like I'm in a foreign country and instead of English text I get these little squares that make logging into a blog site a real pain in the ass because I don't know what the shit I'm suppose to type in and when I asked my friend how to do it he doesn't even write me back.
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Fuck You Du Jour - Feb 25

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: Snow. You fucking cunt whore slut bastard asshole fuckwad. You wanna show up after three days of 50 degree weather and make people postpone the filming of a webseries they've been planning since June? Go fuck yourself! Read more!

Coked Up Movie Pitch: Suckers

(this is an example of a movie pitch I would give if I just got completely coked up instead of preparing anything)

The pitch: Suckers

So here's the deal. There's two families, right? Hundreds of years ago they open up a candy factory together. After a lot of years of working together, one of the families drops out of the business and disappears. They're still owners, they're just not involved. They just disappeared to keep a big family secret from being revealed. That secret? Get this, they're vampires!! Oh my god, I know, right!!

Fast forward a few hundred years, and the last surviving member of the non-vampire family has passed away. Somebody finds the vampire family to tell them that they are now sole owners of the candy factory. So they take over. They get all up in that factory and are raking in all the money because they're the only owners. It's fucking rad for them.

But then, hold on, get this. It turns out, there's a brother and sister that are technically members of the other family. They were bastard children of one of the outcast brothers, so nobody knew they existed. Their mom just died, and they're kinda fucked in life, ya know? So they come hunting for their dad, only to find out he and his entire lineage are dead. But they also find out they should be heirs to this giant candy empire!! Awesome for them, right?

Not right!! The vampire family have gotten used to being the only owners, and they wanna keep it that way. The older vampire brother is an asshole. He wants to go kill the brother and sister to solve all the problems, ya know? But the younger brother doesn't want him too, cause they're trying to survive quietly without ever revealing they're secret. Then, get this. This is where shit gets insane, cause you'll never see this coming. But the younger vampire brother, the non-dickhead one, he falls in love with the sister from the other family? I know, right? Holy shit. We just got Romeo & Juliet in this bitch.

So, they fall in love. The dickhead brother still wants to kill them. The sister's brother discovers that the other family is vampires and rounds up a posse to kill them all. This is where shit gets crazy, man. Then it just escalates before an epic fucking ending. It'd be so insane.

It'd be awesome too, cause I can see the poster now. Black. A red sucker, big and in the center. Then it just says "Suckers" across it. But get this, the bottom of the "k" form fangs and there's blood dripping down from them. How fucking awesome would that be?

We have a giant fucking hit here. I accept cash.

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Intervention

This is a skit Dave wrote based on an idea from Zane. This is a live performance by Dave's sketch comedy troupe, Reverse Cowboy. Read more!

Fuck You Du Jour - Feb 24

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: People who tell other people they'll grant them blog access in an hour or so, yet two days later still haven't done so. What? Do you have other things more important to do? I doubt it. Go fuck yourself! Read more!

Fuck You Du Jour - Feb 23

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: People who say it's their birthday when it's not. Do you need the attention that bad? Go fuck yourself. Read more!

Pinky The Pink Elephant

here is a video jimmy made a few months back. we're gonna put his little drawing parts to work here soon, so there will be plenty more to come.
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Fuck You Du Jour - Feb 22

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: Assholes that bitch about other people driving slow in the snow. Go fuck yourself. Read more!

Don't Call Us LL Cool J

We're back!!.

Maybe. We'll see. Read more!