Toddlers finger painting causes uproad in small New Mexico town

GALLUP, New Mexico — A toddlers finger painting caused quite a commotion after one residend described the painting as "pretty fucking good".

Sandra Boose, second grade teacher, says the art work isn't that bad for a little kid.

The Gallup Daily News says the 2-year-old finger painter who does not have a name yet because his mother said "I'm working on it", has never recieved any formal art training, and was just fucking around with the finger paints when the magic happened. It started out as a "nothing" picture and somehow trasformed into a mash of color and wonder that is.

His mother, Dorothea, who is 5 feet tall and weighs 97 pounds, is such a bitch about the whole thing that she couldn't be reached for comment at first then a couple of hours later she called back and was rambling on about how big her tits were.

The painting was on display in the lobby of the Gallup library when the towns folk really began to take notice.

"It's really nice. I like the swirls." says one resident.

"This was done by a 2-year-old? No shit?" says guy with beard and glasses.

This small New Mexico town is already gearing up for the expected flood of tourists and media storm witch is sure to follow. Residents have began boarding up windows and seeking higher ground.

"I'm not taking any chances. Last time something like this happened the National Gaurd was called in to keep the peace." noted some old lady.

The toddler is currently in hiding after an angry mob with torches and pitchforks and I think one guy had a shotgun formed and began marching toward the library.



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