Jimmy
Sounds like you caught her in one of her "I don't want to eat out of anyone's underwear" moods. She can be a stubborn old gal.
Zane
She can be stubborn and she can be mean but one thing she can't be is an engineer. She's just not smart enough. I've read some of her theories on nuclear propulsion. Pure gibberish.
Jimmy
That's a real source of shame for the family. She's the only one without a Ph.D.. She's what's known as the "black sheep".
Zane
Have you considered "getting rid" of her? I don't want to be too obvious about this because if you choose this method we wont want any fuzz on our tail but I know a guy that could "make her disappear" if you know what I mean. Let's just say she'll be taking a "dirt nap" or maybe even "sleeping with the fishes". It'll all depend on how he decides to "kill" her.
Jimmy
I once hired a guy to make her "disappear", but it was just one of those magicians who does kids birthday parties and it was only a dumb trick. Talk about a wacky misunderstanding! The bitch of it is I couldn't get my deposit back.
Zane
Yikes! Talk about putting your foot in your mouth. Or would that be putting the cart before the horse? Maybe in this instance it's giving 110%! Jim-Rod, I'm going to level with you. I have no fucking clue which cliche works here. I'm not even sure I understand what any of them mean to begin with so let's just change the subject. What's the most exotic food you've ever eaten? Follow up question: Where you surrounded by garbage when you ate it?
Jimmy
The most exotic food I've ever eaten was garbage. So that kind of answers both questions. Or, to use another cliché, kill two birds with one stone. Which is a terrible cliché, I hate animal cruelty. I hate it so much it makes me wanna drown a bag of kittens in the river.
Zane
Wow! You've eaten garbage? I don't think I could stomach eating garbage. Drinking garbage sure, but never eating it.
I noticed you put the little mark thingy above your e in cliche. Is that some way of telling me you think you're better than me? Do you think I'm too stupid to know that there's a little fucking line above the e in cliche? Am I being a little too sensitive about this? Probably and I'm sorry. I'm on my period.
Jimmy
Facebook put my mark thingy in automatically. So, I'm not saying you're too stupid to know what it is, I guess I'm saying you're so fucking stupid that you can't get something to happen that's supposed to be automatic. I'm sorry, that was bitchy. I'm on my period too.
Zane
Now that you mention it, I did fuck with a bunch of setting on here for no apparent reason the other day. I must have unchecked the automatic bullshit button. I thought it was going to stop the actual bull that's currently living in my house from automatically shitting all over the place. Why can't I find a nice bull that won't shit unless you give it permission to?
Jimmy
The right bull for you is out there, you'll meet him someday. There's plenty of bulls in the sea, as my great grand pappy used to say. He was a farmer. Went into debt because he kept drowning his cows.
Zane
You are the great grandson of Harold The Cow Drowning Mother Fucker?! It's an honor to met you sir. I've read all his books. My favorite is the one about how you can sneak a few sips of milk out of the cows boobs as it's drowning. Best tip I've ever been giving that concerned drowning a cow.
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