1.12.2013

Butt Hole

Getting caught doing something embarrassing is the worst. What embarrasses people varies from person to person, but for me I think the worst would be if someone caught me in the bathroom looking at my butt hole. I don't look at my butt hole that often and as a matter of fact I can't remember the last time I did (maybe that means that it's time for another lookey loo), but being caught doing that would have to be the worst. Fuck! Just thinking about me, in the bathroom, minding my own business, naked (you have to be at least pant-less or you can't get into the proper squatting position),all bent over with a mirror between my legs (that's how you do it. you have to crane your neck to see the mirror. some people will tell you to look at the mirror between you legs but then your looking at your butt hole upside down and this is no good), checking out my butt hole, and someone walking in and seeing me in this position. It would be too much. I wouldn't even feel right if my doctor told me to look into my own butt hole. If I just walked into the doctors office and he handed me a mirror and said "I'm going to need you to look at your own butt hole." I'd start puking right then and there. It would make me physically sick. Read more!