Magic Bus Fart

I saw this happen yesterday at the bus station. That man and women are now madly in love have three lovely children. Turns out her farts were magic and they make guys fall in love and children grow really fast. They are still working on getting married though. Read more!

Corrections

The Weather Channel incorrectly predicted the weather on 3 Feb in the article Get out them there umbrellas!. The weather that day was actually quite nice.

Bog finds LEGO piece in pile of dog shit, an article originally published by CNN, incorrectly states that the pile of dog shit was about the size of a normal serving of mashed potatoes. The dog shit was in fact not in a pile. It was a couple of short logs.

In a story published by NBC news on Feb. 4, Holy Shit Thems Some Big Tires! incorrectly states that the the car tires where inflated 5 psi past recommended inflation. The tires were in fact inflated 100 psi past recommended inflation.

In  a podcast originally aired on 9 Feb, Movies On UP!, David incorrectly states that he does not have a vagina. He should have clarified that although his genitalia is not technically a vagina, it is also not a penis. Doctors are still attempting to figure out what to call it.

The book Curious George and the Balloon Heist, author Bobby Calculator Man forgot to mention that Curious George was the monkey that started AIDS.

On the website for Krylon spray paint, under the tap Signs Your Teen is Huffing , author Abe Lincoln incorrectly states that his favorite food is his mothers chicken soup. His mother actually makes shitty chicken soup and he was just saying this to be nice.









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Online College

Online college is a bit of a joke. In every class you're forced to participate in a forum discussion. The topic's are all pre-chosen and I've found that you can write whatever the fuck you want and get full credit. This particular Shakespeare class made you post one original, reply to two other people's post's, and finally you have to reply to two people that replied to you. You had to do this crap every week. Below is one of my "reply to a reply".

Tim,

I agree with you agreeing with me that Shakespeare's characters are written based on people he knew. I think most characters in stories have at least a hint of someone real. Did you know that the character Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars was based on George Lucus's third grade teacher? Turns out that the third grade is when George really started developing his passion for movies and it was his third grade teacher that helped develop that passion. His name was Mr. Obi and he walked around in a homemade clothing that sort of resembled the Jedi clothing that they used in the movie.

I also felt pity for Desdemona and thought her murder was a big 'ol mistake. There was no need for her to die. As soon as I read that she died I was all like "What's up with that?". Shakespeare wrote a lot of murders into his plays, but you never hear about these plays being violent. With everyone today looking to point fingers at who's responsible for all the violence in society it wouldn't surprise me if someone started blaming Shakespeare's play.

Take Care and have a super great New Year!

Zane

That is an actual post that I submitted for college credit. I got an A in the class.

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Latest Creations

Here is the pilot episode of The Father and Son Podcast. We'll be changing the name next time we record because some other fuck heads already have a podcast with that name. I'm thinking of Zane and Zane's Podcast. That's simple enough and I don't think anyone else will have taken that name.

You have click on the dog animation to see it all. I forgot to save it on a continuous loop. Read more!