Two Friends Talking About Favorite Commandments w/Jimmy and Zane

Jimmy
There's a commandment about neighbors. I'm not sure which one it is or what it says , but its probably about mowing dog shit.

Zane
Holy Bible Thumper! Take it easy with all the preachy preaching there Your Bishopness. Our Forefathers didn't fight all them Chinese just so you can go and push that commandment crud down my throat.

By the way, its the 7th commandment and it says "Thy wouldnst eatish thyne wateryness o' thee neighbor, fore thee hadsn't done the nastyness with someone who covets and neighbors are good"

It's my favorite commandment written by Shakespeare.

Jimmy
Shakespeare is my second favorite biblical character. My first is Jughead.

Zane
Mine are
5) Shirley
4) Shakespeare
3) Lil' Jesus
2) Centurion #9
1) Goddammit

Jimmy
If you could have one Jesus power, what would it be? I'd pick x ray vision.

Zane
Without a doubt, mine would be "the three wise men". That means I can turn into a baby and three old guys show up out of nowhere and give me crap.

Jimmy
Ooh that's a good one. Turning into a baby sure would make shitting one's pants a whole lot less awkward.

Zane
Yep, and I'm guessing at least one of them old dudes will show up with a six-pack or two. That's usually what I give babies.



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