Zane
Hey David. Sorry I haven't been able to sit down and chat with you lately. It's been really busy around here. For one, the cops have been chasing me and my family. I think it's a case of mistaken identity but who the hell can tell nowadays. All I know is, they're chasing and I'm running and I'll be damned if any little kid or pregnant women gets in my way because I'll fucking kill them. Yep, life's cheap when you're on the run from the law and that's the way I like it.
So, how's everything with you?
Dave
not bad. just been committing crimes and framing other people for them. the usual.
Zane
That's good to hear. I hope you haven't killed anyone. Haha, just kidding. You know I don't give a fuck about murder.
Dave
no murders for me. at least none that would hold up in court.
Zane
I've always said, "If anyone knows if a murder will hold up in court, it's David E. Biscella". Then someone always asks if I'm talking about David Ebert Biscella and I'm all like, "Nope, not even close motherfucker".
Dave
we're closer than you think. he just moved in a few houses down.
Zane
Old Stinky E!? No shit, that's great. You guys can share lawnmowers and give each other left over prescription medications. Just don't let him convince you that his cousin is a powerful D.C. attorney because that's not the case. His cousin is a dope head that couldn't lawyer her way out of a paper sac. I should know. I had to serve 18 months for some bullshit because of her. I went to the court house one day to apply for a home owners building permit and next thing I know this chick was representing me in front of the judge. Bullshit is what it is.
Dave
yeah. i never believed she was a lawyer, but played along with them and ended up having some hot lawyer/client sex. so i can mark that off my bucket list.
And here is the rest of it.
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