Fuck You Du Jour - Mar 3

Today's Fuck You Of The Day: Twitter. You wanna make me update the app for my phone that I think works perfectly, only to have it not open now? You want me to try to open it 30+ times only to have it crash everytime before opening? Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't go back to preupdate. Who knows how long this will take you to fix? Go fuck yourself!!