3.06.2008

Teeage Boy 'Just Says NO' to Cursing


Little Sammy Hendricks, 14, CA somewhere, has had enough of all the cursing and wants to ban cursing all together in his community.

"My parents told me that every time someones curses God takes a little piece of their soul away. They also told me that poison will come out of my pee pee if I touch it before I'm 25."

"We're so proud of our son", Joanne Hendricks says, "He's becoming our little clone just like we always hoped he would."

When asked how his friends reacted to his proposal he had this to say,
"What are friends?"

Little Sammy is planning on a career in politics when he grows up. He would also like to find a cure for pee pee poison.

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