Dude Digs Old Chicks

Peter Cupis of Mesa, AZ was arrested on Saturday for digging old chicks a little too much.

The 28 year old Cupis is being held without bond for breaking into a 93 year old woman's house and raping her.

"Hey man, pussy's pussy," Cupis told reporters. "Old chicks need dickin too."

The sexy party was broken up by a relative responding to the old lady pressing her medical emergency button.

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up because some dude is on top of me raping me," the old lady was screaming as the relative arrived.

The old lady was treated for minor injuries and released from a local hospital. She's still alive. For now.